How old am I?

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He
spends $5,000 and  feels really great about the result.
On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a
paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I
hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think
I am?"  "About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that he goes into McDonalds for lunch, and asks
the order taker the same question, to which the reply
is, "Oh you look about 29".
"I am actually 47!" This makes him feel really good.

While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the
same question.  She replies, "I am 85 years old and my
eyesight is going. But when I  was young there was a sure
way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your
pants for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell
and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later
the old lady says,  "OK, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was in line behind you at McDonalds."

So you Think you can Dance

So you think you can't dance, well check out this guy.

I hope you are better than him.

A Day of Learning

Hello to all and welcome,

Today I will start a new adventure, a road that I have yet to travel. This road is Blogging, not the world of reading blogs, but the road of learning how to host a blog site. For me this will be a long road, like some of you fine people out there I have never hosted a blog site before, so please forgive me if the site is like a new born baby, I am on a learning curve that is long and continuous.

Like a baby I want to learn as much as possible, and put it to the best use. So please bear with me as like a baby I learn and grow.

To all of you wonderful people out there, please feel free to give suggestions, and advice as you see fit, and I will post the suggestions and advice that I feel have helped me grow more. Then I would invite you to see how I have changed things, and hope to get comments on the results.

Thanks to all

Paul

The Sofa is Open

I opened the sofa, so that people can sit down and talk about what is on there mind. The sky is the limit, so feel free to post a question, or answer a posted question. I look forward to hearing from everyone, and I hope to come up with some good discussion, that all can participate in.