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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Air Force One

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying
on Air Force One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know,
I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out of the window right
now and make somebody very happy".

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw
ten $100.00 bills out of the window and make ten people
very happy".

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one
hundred $10.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred
people very happy".

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said
to his Co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could
throw all of them out of the window and make 56 million
people very happy".


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