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Tuesday, November 4, 2008

THE FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS #2

Stage #2 -- Handsome/Pretty

This is when you are convinced that you are the best looking
person in the entire room and everyone is looking at you. You
begin to wink at perfect strangers and ask them to dance because
of course they had been admiring you the whole evening. You are
the center of attention, and all eyes are directed at you because
you are the most beautiful thing on the face of the earth. Now keep
in mind that you are still smart, so you can talk to this person who
has been admiring you about any and all subjects under the sun.

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