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Thursday, November 6, 2008

THE FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS #4

Stage #4 -- Bulletproof

You can now pick fights with the people you have been betting
money with because you cannot be hurt by anything. At this
point you would go up to the boyfriend of the woman who had
been admiring your beautiful self all evening and challenge
him to a battle of wits for money. You have no worry about
losing this battle of wits because you know all, have all the
money to cover this bet, and you obviously win a fight that
might erupt if he looses.

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