THE FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS #5

Stage #5  -- Invisible

This is the final stage of drunkenness.  At this point you can do
absolutely anything because no one can see you. You can get
up and dance on a table; you can strip down to your underwear,
to impress the people who have been admiring you all evening,
because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You
are also invisible to the person whom you have picked a fight
with earlier in the evening. You can walk through the streets
singing at the top of your lungs (because of course you are still
smart and know the tune perfectly) and no one will think anything
of it because they can't see you.  All your social inhibitions are
gone. You can do anything, because no one will know.

And you certainly won't remember !