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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

THE FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS #3

Stage #3 -- Rich

This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the
world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar and put it on your
bill because you surely have an armored truck full of your
money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets in this stage.
Now of course you still know all, so you will always win all your
bets. And you have no concern for how much money you bet
because you have all the money in the world. You will also begin
to buy drinks for all the people in the bar who are admiring you
because you are now the smartest, prettiest, and richest person
on the face of the earth.

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