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Monday, November 3, 2008

THE FIVE STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS #1

Stage #1 -- Smart

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject.
You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to
anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always
right. And of course the person you are talking with is
very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince
someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting
argument when both parties are "smart". Two people talking,
in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows
anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete
authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for
those get the opportunity to listen in.

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